We Need more trumpet players!

we need a trumpet player
Do you find yourself wondering what you should be doing nights? Do you find yourself thinking, “I don’t surround myself with enough loud and talented people bringing joy and merry to the public.” Well, now’s your chance! The What Cheer? Brigade is looking for a new trumpet player. Someone with the chops and style to rip through the riffs of “Jovano, Jovanke”, or “Green Eyes”, all while not being intimidated by the sweaty monkey flinging his drums right by your knees. Men and women, from near or far, write us here at the website if you’re interested and want more information. Be ready to have your world changed.

About chop chop the chimp

Filled with mucus, and generally grumpy, our beloved chimp will probably fall on you at a show. He is not the most coordinated primate, and his memory is god awful, but the ladies love a chimp in uniform. He can be seen swigging a coca cola, or picking lice from the heads of fans when he is feeling peckish. Generally speaking, chop chop smells bad. More specifically speaking, chop chop smells even worse. Yeah that's right, he's our chimp and we love him, sailor talk and all.
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